

Well aren’t you a naughty boy/girl/gender queer? You didn’t disobey me, so why would I discipline you?


Well aren’t you a naughty boy/girl/gender queer? You didn’t disobey me, so why would I discipline you?


You are such a respectful young man. You raise a valid query! This is why I only bake with an apron on, and in the event of any kind of spill, I carry several changes of clothes in my wallet at all times.

If I really had to choose I’d say my son, barbasol, and fresh laundry.


That’s very sweet of you, but I do have my eye on a beautiful and elegant woman.


I’ve recently acquired this handy device. It is adequate for serious business, and all of the important people in my life are aware of how to reach me on it.


In my younger years I partook in many athletic activities. These days I mainly lift safes.


Pies have their own merits that cakes are not privy to. While I do prefer cakes, the occasional pie keeps strife with my son interesting.

I have some serious business to attend to and I’ll be back shortly. I would appreciate it if you would make some more inquiries. If you do not, some form of discipline may be in order.


We never had the chance. I’m sure he would have loved it though.


It has its ups and downs, but I love every minute of it. It’s possibly the most serious business I could involve myself in.

Not very well I’m afraid.

I am willing to learn however.